Enjoy The Crack Today

 

Enjoy the crack, enjoy the crack,

Enjoy the crack today.

Enjoy the crack, enjoy the crack,

Enjoy it while we may.

The bird of time is on the wing;

What is there left to say?

The bird of time, she’s on the wing;

What is there left to say;

But, enjoy the crack, enjoy the crack,

Enjoy the crack today.

 

Julius Caesar let a breezer

Off the coast, the coast of France.

Hitler tried to do the same,

But did it in his pants.

All those guys who flourished once

Upon this world, this world of ours;

We will soon be just like them,

Pushing up the  flowers; so

 

Enjoy the crack, etc.

 

Maggie Thatcher had a drame

To put the naughty workers down.

Soon enough her role became

To be pushing up the flowers.

The bird of time is on the wing;

What is there left to say,

But, enjoy the crack, enjoy the crack;

Enjoy the crack today.

 

Enjoy the crack, etc.

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