A Woman's Desire

I am the opposite of woman’s desire.

I fart and I belch by the fire.

   I’m scornful when questioned,

   Defensive, resentful;

But, at least, I am not a liar.


I am honest right down to a T.

You won’t get a falsehood from me.

   If you ask are you fat,

   I’ll say: “Yes, you are that;

It’s a fact that’s as plain as can be.”

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